Update on March 29, 2010 by
Frank@OBOW
Frank@OBOW
This just in from the Dept. of the Bloody Obvious:
The British Sun tabloid says MI5 has some really bad news: Terrorists may employ explosive breast and buttock implants. This renders nearly every detection device and technique useless…
The shocking new al-Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women’s breasts during plastic surgery — making them “virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines”.
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male suicide bombers. - thesun.co.uk
Frank@OBOW
This just in from the Dept. of the Bloody Obvious: