Kudos to Monte for originally posting this on comment board:
It seems the TSA is complaining that since the airlines have started charging for checked luggage,more and more people are carrying on their luggage causing more work for the screeners.
They say the cost is also rising and it’s not fair that the airlines get to keep all the fees while the TSA has to foot the bill for extra manpower.
They want the airlines to pay more.
And anytime anyone wants the ailrines to pay more it’s going to be passed on the passenger.
If TSA wants more money, they could model themselves after a similar business—the strip joint.
I can just see the rules now:
“Hi, if you’re chosen to go through a physical pat down, please relax and enjoy. We are here for your safety and pleasure. It is customary, after the “pat down” to show your appreciation by stuffing one dollar bills in your screener’s garter belt.
For a more intimate pat down, private rooms are available.
And please remember, the screener can touch you anywhere he or she wants. Only you can’t touch back.
All major credit cards accepted.”
(Frank II)