Snakes (almost) on a plane

Who needs in-flight movies when a comedian like this want to get on board:

A man was stopped at Cairo’s airport just moments before he boarded a Saudi Arabia-bound plane with carry-on bags filled with live snakes, as well as a few baby crocodiles and chameleons.

Security officials became suspicious of the 22-year-old Saudi man’s bags when the X-ray machine at the departure gate gave odd readings. Police said they opened the bags and found a large number of reptiles, including at least one cobra, squirming to escape. - AP via Washington Post

“Squirming to escape” might well have described his fellow passengers if he had made it on the plane.